If you've never taken a crap in an outhouse with a view of apple trees and an ultimate frisbee game in progress, you're missing out. A percussion of urine pounds the soft earth below like rainwater falling down a gutter, and your efforts land with a soft thud like an overripe banana.
Its really something.
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OH MY GOD!
BaHahahahaha!
BEST BLOG POST EVER ON EARTH!
AAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHA.
And thankfully for me, I'd already eaten lunch by the time I read this.
BOO-YA!
Too funny!
Tanizaki wrote a book about aesthetics in life including the outhouse, but his describes wafts of pine forest and sunrise in the morning mist. A very poetic poo...
Ok...I was waiting with baited breath. I knew you would have a brilliant last post for August. The fourth, the quad...a brilliant observation of human nature. That it was. I liked the rotten banana sound.
(I'm counting your blog posts btw. - althou I missed this one somewhow. hope you are well. xoxo)
Hey MamaVee,
Yeah, I've been seriously slacking... thanks for the nudge!
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