September 12th - Realization of the week

I do not understand 97% of the merchandise at American Apparel.  Clearly, I am way too old to be shopping there, since not once salesperson approached me while I was perusing the aisles, trying to make sense of $46 gold lamé leggings, and sheer, backless lace dresses.  Fortunately, Marshalls knows how to talk to me.  What would I do without discount chains?